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    Lets see your best one line jokes.

    Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
    Where are these so called, "cookies" in my computer? I've got the munchies!

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    A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
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    What kind of bees give milk ??

    BOOB Bees
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey View Post
    Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
    TOO SOON !!! lol
    Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.

    George Orwell

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    What do you call a one legged Chinese woman? Irene...
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    " Their's No Job like a Blow-job "
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    Is gairid ár gcairt ar an saol seo ,,,

    Sláinte !

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    There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two..
    Where are these so called, "cookies" in my computer? I've got the munchies!

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    What does 90 Year Old pussy taste like?

    It Depends...
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    Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
    A. The Invitation !
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    Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it?!
    Where are these so called, "cookies" in my computer? I've got the munchies!

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