The 7 habits of highly effective stoners

[Rogue]

Okay, the title is a joke. A satirical rip-off of a line of self-help books with similar titles. Let's see how many good habits we can count, and maybe learn something or two along the way.

1. Always stash multiple lighters around you.
Keep a couple in your bedroom, some in your living room, the bathroom. Stash them everywhere. This is good not only for when a lighter runs out but, more commonly, losing a lighter. I lose lighters almost as easily as losing a pen. Buying lighters in bulk is also cheaper.

[unmeg]

2. You need to have a clean piece.
Now Im not the best at this but I do try to clean em out once a week.It is such a great feeling hittin a clean bong with fresh water & not getting that horrible killer of flavor from resin,ewwwwwwwwwww.I find people appreciate the clean looking piece over a resin coated bad tasting hard to hit piece.ALCOHOL & KOSHER SALT IS A MUST FOR ALL GLASS OWNERS.KEEP EM CLEAN & MEAN.(great thread Rogue)

[osprey]

3. Maintain a respectable amount of paranoia.

No matter how secure you are in your circle, system, station in life, be sure to maintain a healthy level of paranoia. What we do is tolerated in many places, even accepted in some. Our creepy Unlce (Sam) still has some issues with our having a good time.

[stonedagain]

4. Keep a good variety of strains in the freezer.

I usually keep 4-5 different strains in my freezer. I grind enough for a day or two, them replace it with something different. I really don't have a tollerence to weed using this technique.

[64Clutch]

5. Always plan ahead so you won't do without.

It's no fun jonesin.

[smythie]

6. Get all major responsiblities taken care of BEFORE getting too high

makes sense, right?

[64Clutch]

Responsible stoners.

[prrrfukt]

6. Get all major responsiblities taken care of BEFORE getting too high

makes sense, right?

it makes sense, but some people actually function better when high.

[smokey]

7. Keep a good supply of a nice variety of stoner munch

You dont want to be walking to the late night store/garage for munch (unless with a group of friends then it can be hilarious)

[stonedagain]

7. Keep a good supply of a nice variety of stoner munch

You dont want to be walking to the late night store/garage for munch (unless with a group of friends then it can be hilarious)

I can't tell you how many times I have searched for muchies. It SUCKS!